... to speak as Naruto continued. All she did was yelp and feel like she was about to have a heart attack. It's a miracle she didn't faint on the spot. "Seriously, your boobs are huge! They're, like, as freakin' big as Tsunade's! I don't know why you cover them up all the time. Sakura's totally flat. If you wore something sexy instead of those fucking jackets maybe guys would actually wanna feel you up. Half the guys already do and just don't do anything because they know if they every screwed you you'd just cry. Okay, not half the guys. Just Kiba. No, not Kiba. Kiba isn't afraid you'd cry. I think he'd fuck you anyway. Actually, I don't know why he hasn't tried yet. Oooooooh, maybe he has! Hinata, has Kiba ever tried to do anything scandalous to you?"
During this semi-monologue Hinata's face had been getting hotter and hotter until not she could feel the sweat between herself and the phone. She knew Naruto was expecting her to answer him, but all she could manage was a high-pitched noise from the back of her throat.
Apparently Naruto either took that as a 'No', or the question had been half rhetorical, because he rambled on, "No, he wouldn't. Kiba's too cool to be a rapist. Or maybe he's not cool enough to be a rapist! No. That wasn't nice. That was a bad thing to say. Rape is bad. Rape ...