...looks like the future)Peter: Wow, Im impressed!Brian: Yeah, its so futuristic now!Peter: No, I mean you really cant hold a Water Snake!(Peters is playing with a Water Snake and keeps dropping it)Peter: (Bends over and farts) Oh, there goes my back!!!!!Lois: Then what was that farting sound?(Everyone looks at Peter)Peter: My back cracked, not my gas!Stewie: It seems Ive made a poopie... (Pulls Lois hair) Hey, HEY YOU FILTHY
INFINTILE CROTCH-PHEASANT!!!! Ive made a doo-doo... I wish I went on you,
you red-haired wench...Lois: Oh, Stewie, you stink!Stewie: Youre the one who stinks you big-nosed devil!!!!!!!!!Lois: Now where can I find a change table?(A flying change table flies over)Lois: My, this city is advanced!
Peter: Hey mabey theres a flying washroom too!Lois: Youre always too lazy to go....(Flashback)(Scene: Griffin living room. Peters watching TV, Chris is drawing, and
Stewies playing with his blocks)Peter: (Holding himself... Down there... THE PART BETWEEN HIS LEGS YOU
IDIOT!!!!!) Damn, Ive gotta go to the washroom!(Lois comes in)Lois: Then go, Peter!(Lois walks out)Peter: Chris, go to the washroom for me.Chris: Ok, dad! (Runs to the washroom)Stewie: Oh, and I suppose you want me to take your place at your work for
the rest of your lif...